Eagles Lose: Anyone Suprised

ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE AN EAGLES FANS

THIS MAY OFFEND YOU.....

Final Score: Dallas 24; Eagles ZIP

Wikidictionary defines a "Cluster Fuck" as: A chaotic mess that might be compared to group sex, in which participants are so intertwined and intermingled that they might penetrate each other rather than their intended target. Its more precise usage describes a particular kind of Catch-22, in which multiple complicated problems mutually interfere with each other's solution. The looser usage, referring to any chaotic situation, probably prevails.

This is a very loose yet appropriate definition of the shit storm the Cowboys put on the Iggles last night. Not only did the Cowboys win the game, and the NFC East, THE EAGLES MADE TONY ROMO LOOK LIKE TROY F&%KING AIKMAN.

This game was a terrible display of football with Donovan McNabb being constantly thrown around like a ragdoll. I know what everyone is going to say. We wont lose to the them again. Now its the Playoffs... yadda, yadda, yadda.

This is another example of the pattern of bad behavior that Eagles fans have sat through in the last decade. Yes the Eagles made the playoffs, they will get a rematch against the Cowboys but now getting to the big dance is going to be ALOT tougher. People give the examples of how the Steelers and Giants went on the road throughout the playoffs and won the Superbowl. These things did happen but they have a huge and I mean HUGE disparity to the team that is currently suiting up in Eagles Green. THEY HAVE A F*&KING DEFENSE.

The Eagles couldnt pass protect worth a damn and when it looked like they could possibly contain Miles Austin (which they didnt) the Cowboys played bump and dump against the pass rush and gave the ball to Jason Witten. Throughout the entire game the Eagles added none of the traditional pressure they are known for. I loved how in the pregame people were talking about this as a blowout and how it was going to be a repeat of the last end of the season matchup against the Cowboys. Hell in a column I wrote after the Giants beatdown I even said the same thing. (Read Here)

Things are going to end very very VERY badly for the Eagles and for that I am sorry. As a moderate Eagles and NFL fan in general this all dosent resenate with me that much but I really do feel bad for the dissapointment coming to some very close friends of mine.

Even if the Eagles make it past the Cowboys they will have to face either the Saints or the Vikings. Both of these games will not end well. Brett Favre is determined to end with a title and Drew Brees is playing a huge mind fuck with the NFL just waiting to drop a 40 berger on their next opponent.

So Eagles fans be prepared for another chapter in the book that is the Philadelphia Eagles under Andy Reid, but hey atleast we know one thing for sure. They will be making sequels to this until 2013. Maybe John Cusack is right and the world will end. Atleast then Eagles fans can end this misery.

-b.chan

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